“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
Right okay, So I’ve decided on doing a give away—-500 followers :33
So here is the deal:
- Must be following me
- Can reblog as many times as you like
- Likes will not count
- Winner(s) will be chosen at random.
- Feel free to ask questions
- I plan to ship anywhere
Grand Prize Winner: Can pick two shirts! (Maybe three, I’m not fully sure x3)
And Second and Third will each get a shirt of their choosing.
And If you like I could make a fanfiction in which you are trapped in the universe of your chosen fandom(s)
Thank you everyone that has followed me and thank you for being so friendly. :33
Winner(s) will be picked by random and around June 15th. (mainly so I can make sure I’ve got the money xD) If I cannot reach you easily, another winner will be selected.
Enjoy! ~Lissa Joan
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”